Bacon BBQ Burger You Would Fight Your Grandmother For
Let’s start out with a simple question: Have you ever tasted a bacon BBQ burger that was so incredibly delicious that you would do anything to eat a second, or a third if you were feeling greasy and gluttonous? By anything, I mean would you fight your Grandmother for the last one that was sitting on a plate and staring both of you in the face?
“No way #JustForkItDude!” is probably the most common response out there.
I mean, everyone loves their grandmother and would have no problem giving her the last burger on the table, right?? Well, before I tasted the most perfect, #forkable bacon BBQ burger that I have ever had at my grandmother’s birthday party last weekend, I would have probably agreed with you and said “ehhhh, no way I fight granny for a bacon bbq burger”. However, now that I have #forked the most delectable bacon BBQ burger that you can find on the interwebs, I will tell you what happened between me and granny.
Last Burger Remaining Scene
Scene: Grandmother backyard. 50+ family members enjoying each other’s company. Uncle Tad plates the last bacon BBQ burger. Enter, Grandmother and me.
Grandmother: Since it’s my birthday today, I think I will take the last bacon BBQ burger on that there plate. That perfectly cooked burger topped with bacon, onion strings, cheese, lettuce and tomato is waiting for this chick right here!
Me: Oooo, umm yeah, well last I checked, I was your guest which means you have to let me have the last one. It’s the polite thing to do Granny. Plus, that bacon BBQ burger also has avocado on top which I know makes you gassy.
Grandmother: Oh my sweet deary, if you touch my bacon BBQ burger, you are gonna go down like a sack of potatoes.
Me: I’m sorry, what? The connection between me and that #forking perfect bacon bbq burger is undeniable Granny. Look at how juicy it is! It is dripping with white BBQ mayo. I am going to #forkit right now in front of you and everyone here at the party. There is nothing you can do to stop me!!
Scene: Grandmother steps into my way. She raises her cane to strike. Nimbly, I sweep kick her legs out from under her.
Grandmother: (Crying and slowly getting to her feet) My birthday is ruined! You are a terrible grandson! No more Christmas presents for you!
Me: (Savoring the first bit of the last burger) First of all, your presents suck. You gave me a bottle of shampoo last year for crying out loud! Laaaame. Second, mmmmm…this bacon BBQ burger is #forking amazing! Thanks for inviting me to your party!
Find the recipe to these amazing burgers here: http://thediyfoodie.com/5-step-white-bbq-bacon-burger/
