Sticky Face Ice Cream Sandwich
Mommy, mommy! My face is so #forking sticky. I am having a hard time feeling my lips.
My fingers too mommy…I have completely lost all feeling in them, but I know they are still working because I continue to shove this forking fantastic ice cream sandwich into my face.
I am so c-c-c-cooooold!!
Well sweets, it could be because you are covered in that ice cream sandwich from head to toe, curled up in the corner of the garage, and hiding behind the freezer.
I am so glad that I took the time to find the recipe online at diyfoodie.com only to have you crush every single one of them. Thank you for being so considerate of the rest of your family honey. It is tough for me to get too upset at you though. You look like you have been bathing in that sweet ice cream that is dripping down the side of those two amazing chocolatey cookies holding it all together.
The crispy, sweet cookies nestled on either side with that ice cream in the middle has me wishing your daddy was home! Ahem, so we could make more of them together of course. I’m talking about the ice cream sandwich, not children honey, get your mind out of the gutter. Anyhow, the focus and intensity that your tiny face being displayed at this very moment makes me scared to ask, but exactly how many of those #forkingdelicious ice cream sandwiches have you eaten today?
Haha, great question mommy; I have no #forking idea! If I can get #forking real on you right now mommy cakes, the last three hours have been a blur. However I do know that, like a rabid lion devouring an antelope in the jungles of Africa, this ice cream sandwich is hitting the spot! In fact, as I devour each one of these incredible, #forkingamazeballs, ice cream sandwiches, I can actually feel energy and life entering my body! I feel a euphoric high that I know now can only come from this perfect ice cream sandwich!
Looking for this #guiltyForking Ice Cream Sandwich recipe?
Go to http://thediyfoodie.com/step-by-step-giant-ice-cream-sandwiches/ to get the entire recipe.